Best Body Pillow Ever! (2025)

Having accidentally sent all available henchwomen... excuse me, henchPERSONS - on various errands, supervillain extraordinare The Nameless Meta realizes that it's bedtime and he will have to retired to bed alone. This obviously won't do, so with a quick jaunt into the hotel he's hiding out in he picks up the delightfully cuddly Ashley Ace. Although the original plan was just to find a nice warm body pillow, she's so adorable that after a quick shower they have a romp in the sheets before snuggling down for a good night's snooze. Being well-rested is half the battle!